Austin Dispatches | No. 176 | July 6, 2014 |
The
cashier looked worried when I asked why the cover charge was $7.
Dallas Nite Club had levied this before on holidays and for
out-of-town DJs, but this was just a regular weeknight.
Only then did I learn Dallas had upped its regular cover
charge by another $2 – vital information it didn’t deem worthy of telling us
about on its Web site, print ads, or Internet listings. That, combined with some
changes to the local salsa scene for perhaps the past nine months, forces me to
consider scaling back my participation.
I do so reluctantly, if only because my frequent dance
partners have learned to laugh at my jokes. Trouble is, a lot of people,
sometimes people I’d seen around since my early days on
the scene, have vanished. The people who replaced the old crowd tend to be
more socially avoidant, whether that means constantly checking their cell phones
or just refraining from signaling interest in dancing. Moreover, fewer women
total have been attending. I could manage tolerably when the cover charge was
$5, but at $7, my rough formula ($1/dance) means
I’m no longer getting my money’s worth, unless I want to stay out well past
midnight, which isn’t compatible with the work world’s schedule.
Beyond time and money, Austin used to have a better scene
than several major cities, but no more.[1]
Unlike previous slumps, this one’s lasted longer, with fewer venues with wood
floors left.[2] June 28,
Go Dance’s North Austin location held its last salsa social.
I don’t know what I’ll do instead. Austin generally isn’t
as sociable as it was when I moved here, and that’s
been a trend at least since fee-charging classes and professional services
swamped Craigslist events, about five years ago.
Quite apart from municipal meddlers, going out means enduring bad traffic,
inconvenient times or locations, bad parking, higher cover charges, and poor
service. So much for the Live Music Capital of the World.[3]
Jive Muzak Capital, maybe.
Beyond these barriers, at the place or event in question,
then you must contend with people who were never properly socialized and don’t
know how to interact with strangers – or anybody else, for that matter. This
aspect of contemporary life has become so commonplace people seldom remark how
odd it really is – like this AT&T advertisement:
Nothing conveys a meaningful love affair like ignoring your
significant other for a telescreen.[4]
And even if you can overcome all of the above, what’s the point of making and cultivating friends and the occasional inamorata when these people will just disappear from your life soon enough for whatever reason? I’ve read these phenomena are general social trends, but that doesn’t make enduring them any less annoying. On the other hand, even people I dislike don’t stick around.
No, moving elsewhere won’t fix these problems, which,
anecdotally, seem to be nationwide.
Editorially, this means instead of accounts of my personal
life, political rants will probably dominate future issues even more.[5]
For example…
Austin Death Watch
The June 6 Statesman reports that “Recent polling and
economic reality suggest one of the central tenets of Slackerdom has indeed
given way to a different outlook: People in boomtown Austin seem to increasingly
value work, focus, and career success.”[6]
The daily’s story matches my observations, though I’d question whether Austin’s
a boomtown now compared to when I moved here.[7]
After receiving their property tax appraisals, Austin
residents grumbled their taxes are too high at a May 20 community forum.[8]
The city Transportation Department is grumbling about “ridesharing” participants
violating federal transportation law.[9]
Local musicians are grumbling that the city towed their parked vehicles off
Sixth Street while they were unloading their gear for the gigs.[10]
Various local statists have gotten crosswise with each
other over competing plans to meddle in others’ property rights.[11]
It may be the only thing that’s saving us for now. Similarly, Chronicalista
Michael King laments that a mass transit plan subject to voter approval is
already poised for defeat. If we work together and defeat this decisively, maybe
we can break King’s spirit permanently.[12]
He deserves it. He wrote an indignant, hoplaphobic column
in the aftermath of a recent mass shooting without ever once mentioning the
common aspect for all these shooters is prescription psychotropics.[13]
Furthermore, the Chronicle’s fretting on the topic might be more credible if
didn’t also extol violent entertainment, such as its gleeful celebration of
Crime Month (“The mealy mouthed hack screamed like a eunuch as I flushed his
prescription anti-depressants down the crapper. I fluidly pulled the roscoe out
of my backside holster and splattered his brains all over the alt-weekly
newsroom. Then I altered the crime scene to make it look like some wetbacks
heisted the place to finance their next fix.”).[14]
Even Mayor Lee Leffingwell was forced to acknowledge the
city’s business incentives program is counterproductive. Of course, this
happened after several big companies publicly rejected the lures as
counterproductive.[15]
Meanwhile, environmentalists failed in an attempt to remove Leffingwell from a
committee “that deals with protection of the Balcones Canyonlands conservation
area.”[16]
An alligator attacked an Austin environmental activist
swimming in a South Texas lake. The alligator had his jaws around the activist’s
skull before the latter began spouting green rhetoric. The alligator let him go
because there are some things even wild predators can’t swallow.[17]
The Austin Firefighters Association filed suit in federal
court against a consent decree between the city and the U.S. Justice Department
regarding diversity quotas.[18]
The Chronicle devotes two articles in its July 4 issue to attacking Travis
County Sheriff Greg Hamilton for detaining foreign trespassers with preexisting
criminal records for the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency to
deport (presumably). This may be the only time I can recall the Chronicle
attacking a Democrat – and for doing his job enforcing a law that’s actually
popular with county citizens – you know, the people who already live here.[19]
Moreover, there’s a deeper story here that rag’s scribes are too chickenshit or
too blind to address. Hamilton’s black. American blacks really don’t like
foreigners, particularly the browns the American power elite’s importing to
marginalize or eliminate them.[20]
The surname of the Chronicle’s hit man is Cantú, which I’m guessing won’t be
found on the Mayflower Registry. Cantú’s articles praise the lawman who won’t
enforce this law, Austin Police Chief Art Acevedo, Coincidentally,
Acevedo is also Hispanic. What suffers most in this
racial skirmishing is the rule of law, public order and domestic tranquility.
Seven years after The Daily Texan, the Chronicle concludes
that racial integration has destroyed the club scene in historically black East
Austin.[21]
While it’s laudable the Chronicle has ventured out of its comfort zone and
covered an aspect of the local blacks on their own terms, instead of using the
subject as a prop to proclaim superiority against
other whites, the story conveniently avoids addressing questions
discomfiting to the paper.[22]
Such as: If the loss of the black club scene is so bad, does that mean
pro-segregationists actually had a valid point, instead of being the
one-dimensional arch villains they’re always portrayed as? Moreover, the story’s
non-racial aspect – the struggle for clubs, and hence the much-vaunted music
scene, to survive amid the city’s statist regulatory climate that the Chronicle
supports – goes unmentioned. When will the Chronicle admit it’s always been
wrong on this issue?
The Jewish Outlook, a free local ethnocentric periodical
that confirms the stereotypes, has some good news and some bad news. The good
news is that delicatessen food is available in Austin again, from Kenny &
Ziggy’s no less.[23]
The bad news is you have to order it online and wait for delivery from Houston.[24]
This could really hamper your lunch break.
Austin-Travis County Emergency Medical Services responded
to 25 crashes during this year’s Republic of Texas Biker Rally.[25]
Which just goes to prove something Confucius copy wrote for a fortune cookie
company in Kowloon: “A fool and his motorbike are soon parted.” So many
attendees to the recent X Games were “strung out on crystal meth” they almost
overwhelmed emergency personnel.[26]
More Political
Follies
I
remember when pinko comedian-writer Dennis Perrin was the only other man online
criticizing Obama with anything other than wussy GOP talking points.[27] Now
everybody flogs him like an uppity slave. Obama takes so much criticism you’d
think he was Geoff Neale (but that’s for another
issue).[28]
Most recently, Joan Rivers, shrill Jewess and plastic
surgery victim, publicly called Obama a faggot and his wife a tranny.[29]
Rivers follows the North Korean government, which recently called Obama a
“wicked black monkey.”[30]
Really? That’s the best they can do? I don’t want to get into insults here, but any random stateside Korean retail clerk could come up with something better – and probably has. For example, if those slit-eyed, urine-colored midgets who murdered our boys along the Yalu really wanted to prick Obama's thin, ego-bloated skin, they might’ve called him something like, oh, “a no-account, trifling zebra too dumb to pick cotton.”[31] It might’ve inspired the administration to devise something besides its actual prissy, tepid reply.
But the biggest insult to Obama has to be the latest polls
showing him to be barely more popular than …
Dubya?[32]
That takes some work. And you though Obama was
lazy.[33]
Like I said, I don’t want to get into insults. By now,
everybody knows that motherfucker ain’t shit. So I don’t have to belabor the
issue.
The Chronicle’s in a snit because the Texas GOP approved a
platform that reflects the wishes of the Republican rank and file, instead of
the Chronicle newsroom.[34]
Come to think of it, that platform sounds better than whatever
drivel the national LP has produced since Portland
(but that’s for another issue, too).
In
the June 27 Chronicle, columnist Michael Ventura poorly attempts the type of
political analysis Austin Dispatches does regularly.
By this, I mean he forgets his own good insights from his earlier columns and
concludes, apparently without self-deprecating irony, “Stop speaking in terms
that describe a previous generation’s country.” Perhaps that Boomer pinko stuck
in the ‘60s should take his own advice.[35]
Perversely, the same issue contains a feature about John
Henry Faulk, some Austin-born broadcaster famous for being blacklisted by Red
hunters in the ‘50s. Naturally, this has made him a martyr to comsymps and other
fools, to the extent that Austin Public Library’s central branch is named after
him. Given that this branch is concrete crap done in the ugliest Soviet
architectural style possible, with insufficient parking, I’ve wondered whether
it wasn’t some in-joke many of us missed.[36]
Well, now it can be told: This article, written by someone who worked with
Faulk, concedes so many details of Faulk’s actual views and political
affiliations that it’s irrefutable he was a goddamned fellow traveler even if he
avoided being a formal card-carrying Communist.[37]
In other words, the Red hunters were right,
and CBS was justified in kicking Faulk’s ass off its payroll.
This is why the Reds and pinkos malign
the “Red scare” to this day, because for once, people like Obama’s parents were
on the defensive and receiving the kind of treatment they dreamed of inflicting
on us.[38]
A pity the corporatist power elite undermined these efforts,[39]
and we’re that much further along the road to serfdom that Ventura decries
without understanding why.[40]
The big surprise is that this appears in the Chronicle. The editorial staff
must’ve been distracted to let this admission slip through. Wait’ll they find
out Alger Hiss really was a Soviet spy.[41]
Neighborhood News
On June 25, I witnessed the driver of a luxury sedan
misjudge the rain-slick pavement at MoPac Expressway and Scofield Ridge Parkway,
skid into the MoPac southbound frontage lane’s curb, and destroy the sedan’s
underside, particularly the front axle.
Police arrested an up and coming local lawyer in a
prostitution sting in the 11900 block of MoPac.[42]
The UT supercomputer center named a new director and plans
to expand.[43] A
construction firm has renovated some former IBM buildings on Kramer Lane as its
headquarters.[44] A
Vietnamese restaurant will open in the shopping plaza at Research Boulevard and
Burnet Road.[45] A
photographer, a mattress store, a flooring store, and a sandwich shop have
opened.[46]
A shoe store has moved from Burnet Road to Rutland Drive. An Indian grocery
store has relocated to another suite in the Parmer Lane Marketplace strip mall.[47]
A jeweler and a technology gift store have closed.[48]
Community Impact Newspaper’s Northwest Austin edition for
June includes a feature on Kiefer’s Café & Catering. However, contrary to the
article, the best lunch choice is not the chicken salad sandwich, but the hot
sandwiches.[49]
Bevo and Butt-heads
A local prof has been living in a Dumpster to prove a
theory that other Americans should live the same way. What he’s really
demonstrated is where many of his
academic peers should go after we stop paying their salaries and convert
those colleges to office parks and condominiums.[50]
Science Roundup
Recent DNA tests on hair samples dispelled the possibility
of them coming from sasquatches – the Pacific Northwest’s answer to the
chupacabra.[51]
I’m surprised the topic got the coverage it did, because interest dropped off
sharply around 1980, along with roller disco and
other ‘70s phenomena.[52]
I figured the sasquatch had left the woods and become a programmer at Microsoft
or something.
Geophysicists at UT have authored a paper claiming
geothermal fluxes have been melting the West Antarctic Ice Sheet.[53]
Media Indigest
The brouhaha surrounding the New York Times publisher
firing Editor-in-Chief Jill Abramson fails to address the real question: Why is
that paper so dull?[54] As a
reporter, I never understood why my peers were so quick to praise it, unless
they themselves were secretly, intrinsically dull and/or cravenly careerist.
Many periodicals espouse worldviews I strongly disagree with, but the writing is
far livelier.
Business Roundup
The June 6 Chronicle proclaims “perfume is a country.”[55]
So is it ruled by Prince Matchabelli?[56]
Whole Foods had to hire two full-time employees just to
handle compliance with California regulations.[57]
Cultural Canapés
Robert Rodriguez’s El Rey cable network will headquarter in
Austin. This makes El Rey the first TV network to be based out of Texas,
according to the Chronicle.[58]
The March GQ proclaims the fashionable return of wearing a
jacket with a shirt buttoned to the collar without a necktie.[59]
It’s a look from the mid-‘80s through the mid-‘90s that characters remarked upon
in Elmore Leonard novels – unfavorably[60]
– until it died from association with O.J. Simpson sporting the style at his
murder-trial arraignment.[61]
Keep in mind the same issue also proclaims the seersucker suit is back.[62]
This year marks the centennial of the foxtrot, the
surviving dance among many introduced in 1914. If you so choose, in Austin you
can dance it socially at least once a week, to more recent recordings from
various Vegasy crooners.[63]
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NOTES
[1] AD No. 137
(Nov. 23, 2010), p. 2; AD No. 138 (Jan. 13, 2011).
[2] AD No. 100
(Sep. 3, 2007); AD No. 105n55
(Feb. 27, 2008).
[3] AD No. 23
(Dec. 2000); AD No. 29 (Sep. 4, 2001); AD No. 34n9 (Jan. 14, 2002); AD No. 65 (May 22, 2004); AD No. 114 (July 27,
2008); AD No. 119 (Dec. 7, 2008); AD No. 149n35
(Feb. 11, 2012); AD No. 165 (July 12, 2013).
[4] Boyd,
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Haven, Conn.: Yale UP, 2014.
[5] Eisler,
Dan. “Did the Earth Move for You?” E-mail to Dennis Lucey, 30 Aug. 2011.
[6] Toohey,
Marty. “Picking Up the Slack.” AAS 6 Jun. 2014: A1+.
[7] High
Tech
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Amy. “No Praise for Appraisal Process.” AC 6 Jun. 2014: 12.
[9] Grattan,
Robert. “Lyft, Uber Put Pressure on City Hall Like Never Before.” ABJ 6 Jun.
2014: A6; Hoffberger, Chase. “Need a Lyft? Rideshare Wars, the Sequel.” AC 6
Jun. 2014: 16-17.
[10] Curtin,
Kevin. “Sixth Street Parking Screws Musicians – Again.” AC 6 Jun. 2014: 48.
[11] Smith.
“Split Views on ADUs.” AC 20 Jun. 2014: 12.
[12] AD No.
175n34 (May 31, 2014); King,
Michael. “Dis Connect.” AC 13 Jun. 2014: 10+.
[13] King.
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[14] Faires,
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[15] Grattan.
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[16] Rockwell,
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[17] Mortimer,
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[18] AD No.
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Back.” AC 4 Jul. 2014: 10+.
[19] Cantú,
Tony. “Cold as ICE.” AC 4 Jul. 2014: 22+; Idem. “Hamilton Digs In: Won’t End
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Gottfried, Paul Edward. Multiculturalism and the Politics of Guilt:
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[22] AD No.
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[23] AD No.
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[25] McLemore,
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[26]
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[28] Pyeatt,
Jill et al. “Open Thread for Libertarian National Convention June 27 to 29.”
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[29] "Joan
Rivers Says Obama is Gay and First Lady is a Tranny." Chicago Examiner
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[30] Howie,
Michael. “US Slams North Korea’s ‘Wicked Black Monkey’ Slur on Obama.”
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[31] AD No.
135n5; Berrettini, Mark L.
“Private Knowledge, Public Space: Investigation and Navigation in ‘Devil in
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[32] Boyer,
Dave, and Stephen Dinan. “Obama Polls as Worst President Since World War
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[33] Klein,
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[34] Watson,
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[43] AD No. 93
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[36] Chaubin,
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[38] Sailer,
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[40] Hayek,
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[41] Haynes,
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[42] “Reader’s
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[43] Gaar,
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[44] Buchholz,
Jan. “Finally, New Life for Old IBM Offices.” ABJ 6 Jun. 2014: A4.
[45] Idem.
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[46] “Now
Open.” CIN Jun. 2014, Northwest Austin ed.: 6.
[47]
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[48]
“Closings” Idem.
[49] Taylor,
Lyndsey. “Keifer’s Café & Catering.” Idem., 45.
[50] Ankrum,
Nora. “Prof. Dumpster: Fighting for the 1%.” AC 20 Jun. 2014: 18.
[51] Cheng,
Maria. “DNA Tests Prove That Bigfoot Is Part Bear, Wolf – and Human.” The
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[52] McLeod,
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[53]
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[54] Taranto,
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[55] Gentry,
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[56]
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[57] “Whole
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[58] AD No.
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[59] Moore,
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[60] Leonard,
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