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| Austin Dispatches | No. 88 | Dec. 23, 2005 | 
 However, that’s not quite what you’re going to read about
 this   time.    But   the aluminum lining I describe herein still frames
big, black   clouds    advancing   from the horizon like a Colombian death
squad.5    So, if  you  suffer from   clinical depression,
   read no further.
                 However, that’s not quite what you’re going to read about
 this   time.    But   the aluminum lining I describe herein still frames
big, black   clouds    advancing   from the horizon like a Colombian death
squad.5    So, if  you  suffer from   clinical depression,
   read no further.                 
 running for re-election as a Libertarian. Howard 
  said   this at the same table as the state party chairman and state party 
 executive     director,  and a Republican running for Travis County clerk. 
 I couldn’t   suppress  a smirk.  I always knew he wasn’t as smart as he thinks
 he is,  but this officially  makes Howard the dumbest Libertarian I’ve ever
 met.
              running for re-election as a Libertarian. Howard 
  said   this at the same table as the state party chairman and state party 
 executive     director,  and a Republican running for Travis County clerk. 
 I couldn’t   suppress  a smirk.  I always knew he wasn’t as smart as he thinks
 he is,  but this officially  makes Howard the dumbest Libertarian I’ve ever
 met.  Nov. 17: My landlord hosted a Resident Happy Hour
  at  Johnny    Carino’s in the Tech Ridge Shopping Center. I stuffed myself
  with  free appetizers.   Then I drove downtown and finally visited Club
Vicci, a new nightspot featuring       salsa on Thursdays. The interior décor 
 put me in mind of a small     New       York club from the ‘70s, trying to
 be swanky and trendy but coming    across   garish       and pretentious.19  
 Well, Vicci is located in the same space as   the   former Polly Esther’s.20
               Nov. 17: My landlord hosted a Resident Happy Hour
  at  Johnny    Carino’s in the Tech Ridge Shopping Center. I stuffed myself
  with  free appetizers.   Then I drove downtown and finally visited Club
Vicci, a new nightspot featuring       salsa on Thursdays. The interior décor 
 put me in mind of a small     New       York club from the ‘70s, trying to
 be swanky and trendy but coming    across   garish       and pretentious.19  
 Well, Vicci is located in the same space as   the   former Polly Esther’s.20  
  
                Austin Energy is hiking its electric bills    on
 New Year’s Day.33
               Austin Energy is hiking its electric bills    on
 New Year’s Day.33 This town is up to its armpits in so-called "liberals" who support progressive causes in direct proportion to their distance from Austin Ground Zero. Nowhere is that more apparent than in union battles. Local progs love to give lip-service to worker-related causes, but remain largely uninterested in (or hostile to) actual, union-organized working people unless they're picking grapes in California or tomatoes in Florida.36
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