The Scimitar of Beantown
Austin Dispatches | No. 163 | May 5, 2013 |
I first thought the bomber was a commuter disgruntled about
the Boston Marathon making him late for work. But Mr. Fusion pointed out the
marathon coincided with Patriot’s Day, a Massachusetts holiday to commemorate
the battles of Lexington and Concord.[1]
Instead, foreign Muslims on welfare are the culprits.[2]
Since 9/11, I’ve advocated
expelling foreign Muslims from the United States, as part of the solution to
our foreign problems. Obviously, the other part is forcing the American power
elite to cease meddling abroad, or better still,
replacing said power elite to cease meddling abroad.
But my suggestion of deporting them en masse and imposing
an overall immigration moratorium to provide for the common defense has provoked
shock and outrage from most everyone. Even the most
jingoist Freepers flinched at throwing out the wretched refuse. (This
approach to immigration has other broad benefits for Americans, but because of
time constraints, I won’t address them in this issue.)[3]
And that’s when they could grasp the concept. For example,
libertoid policy wonk Jonathan Rausch spent a year in England in the ‘90s,
during which he discovered that country was a rebuke to his disbelief
“in character as the root of national difference.”[4]
I wish I could deem it a conceit shared only by
the fakes and flakes, but the entire libertarian
movement in aggregate, to its detriment, stubbornly persists in its inability or
unwillingness to recognize racial or ethnic self-identity, and the accompanying
differences, as a big motivator in human affairs.[5] Not only
do most libertarians share belief in one of the big conceptual flaws in an
otherwise sound ideology, the power elite shares that same belief.[6]
Combined with an unfortunate tendency among libertarians to pretend that
politics doesn’t involve politics – the real clashing of interests around the
questions What's in It for Me? And Whose Side Are You On? – small wonder they
can’t connect with their natural constituents.[7]
Libertarianism is worthwhile to the extent that it benefits Americans, which in
turn benefits libertarians.
For example, Antiwar.com might not have to scrounge for
nickels during its fundraisers if its editorial content came out more clearly
for Americans and
against knee-jerk support of foreign murderers.[8]
Extirpating Muslims from American soil means “we don’t have to fight them here”
if they aren’t here, which means we’ll have peace
and quiet.[9]
Only most libertarians, like most everyone else, have for
the last 12 years regarded raising the National Question, an inherent challenge
to the status quo, to be too distasteful.[10]
So much for radical alternatives.[11]
At best, you’ll hear a reaffirmation of Ellis Island
nostalgia from them, which ignores immigrants’ baggage, then and now.
This mentality contributed to immigration policy that let
Chechens, mountain bandits, move to Boston where they killed three and injured
another 264, while the rest of the metropolis’ residents submitted to a de facto
police state as government agents searched for the killers.[12]
Earlier, a financial analyst and naturalized American citizen from Pakistan
tried to blow up New York City’s Times Square with a car bomb.[13]
How many more Americans have die from terrorists before the
rest of us wise up? Real immigration reform would repeal the Immigration Act of
1965 with something like the often erroneously maligned Immigration Act of 1924,
only stricter.[14]
Incidentally, this is the humane solution.
Further Political
Follies
Speaking of foreign menaces, suspected crypto-Muslim
imposter Barack Hussein Obama unnecessarily showed up at a memorial service for
the dead in the fertilizer plant explosion in West. Aside from the PR angle, he
probably wanted to get away from his nagging wife and stuff his face with
kolaches.[15]
Actual champagne socialists celebrated in the streets of
Airstrip One at Margaret Thatcher’s death.[16]
I appreciate the attitude, although the target of ire is less deserving than
others. My parents visited the Olde Sod in 1987 and reported the natives
absolutely despised her then, too. No wonder: She was the only Brit with any
grit.
Speaking of Brits, according to Independent Political
Report, Libertarian Party national chairman Geoff Neale engaged in an e-mail
argument with a brain-dead pinko loser (but I repeat myself) about the direction
of the LP – and lost.[17]
Usually, you can't beat nothing with nothing.
I Got Yer Change of Address Right Here
Recently, my brother inquired
about us rooming together in New York City while
he’s studying advanced techniques in hip-hop and dubstep music production from a
program there. This is less bizarre than you might think.[18]
Rob studied at the Berklee College of Music, and we were the first kids in our
neighborhood to listen to rap, back when the mainstream media picked up on it as
a New York phenomenon.[19]
Anyway, most of the conversation dealt with the
financial reasons against living there. Eventually,
Rob realized the tax bite goes to support Mayor Mike Bloomberg so he can act
like a Nazi.[20]
No deal, Bloomie.
On the Town
April 18: At a
libertarian get-together at the Black Star Co-op, a hipster couple sat nearby.
Maybe I’m too old to appreciate the new hipsters, but I still don’t think a guy
wearing a bucket hat, which my paternal grandfather wore in 1973 to keep the sun
off his head, qualifies as hip, no matter how ironic his intention.[21]
April 20: Because
of an inquiry from Dad, while my fellow Austinites were celebrating Earth Day in
advance and/or getting stoned at the Austin Reggae Fest, I burned up gasoline
driving to Berdoll Pecan Candy and Gift Co. in Cedar Creek. Verdict: not worth
the sin. If you're intent on pecans or pecan sweets from Texas, try Royalty
Pecan Farms near Caldwell instead. On
Earth Day itself, allergies kept me from accomplishing anything until after 4
p.m.[22]
Fuck nature.
Apr. 26: Sam’s
Club mailed a circular announcing I could enter the warehouse and shop without a
membership card for the weekend. I’d never been inside the Gateway location, and
hadn’t been in a Sam’s Club – or was it Costco? – in about 15 years. However, I
can’t say that I missed anything. I can’t justify buying food in bulk, with
proportionally higher price tags, and everything else I can buy elsewhere, often
for less. But I filled my exercise quotient walking around the store for about
an hour.
Bevo and Butt-Heads
On March 28, the University of Texas e-mailed students to
warn them not to thwack returning bats with brooms or tennis rackets if they
find them roosting under dorm beds or elsewhere in human habitats. Why aren’t I
surprised an academic institution is displaying reverse speciesism and taking
the side of a filthy flying rodent over the creatures who financially support
the University?[23]
Business Roundup
The press reports Colorado’s Medical Marijuana Enforcement
Division has bungled its operations and cost the state money.[24]
The Business Journal designated Georgetown a “North Austin
suburb” in an April 12 brief.
[25]
I thought the designation premature until I saw the increasing development
around Interstate 35 and Westinghouse Road.
Cultural Canapés
Chimp expert Jane Goodall wowed a crowd in Georgetown with
a rendition of “Yes, We Have No Bananas Today” on April 2.[26]
The April 11 Onion decries the prevalence of Commonwealth
actors playing Americans in American film and television and American actors
playing Brits in British film and television.[27]
The April 5 Chronicle surprisingly includes a feature on
San Antonio’s soul music scene of the ‘60s and early ‘70s – surprising, because
it’s San Antonio and Austin’s tastemakers like to pretend the city to the south
doesn’t exist.[28]
The denizens of the Web sites I frequent eagerly pissed on
Roger Ebert’s fresh corpse, much of it having to do with his status as a film
critic versus a mere reviewer. To buck this trend, I found Ebert’s reviews
useful, particularly in partnership with Gene Siskel on their succession of
review shows, in terms of confirmation.[29]
Gradually, I discovered my cinematic taste overlapped with theirs, to a far
greater degree than the Academy of Motion Picture Arts
and Sciences. Thus, if I heard about some film and thought I might enjoy it,
and Siskel and Ebert both recommended it, that was a good bet that I would enjoy
it. If nothing else, their shows included clips of the movies they reviewed.
This method also works in reverse, with the Chronicle’s reviewers.
National Geographic has been advertising online its TV
special on the 1980s.[30] If I tune
in to National Geographic programming I expect footage of sharks and tundra.
When did it become VH1?[31]
I suppose I should be grateful for incremental improvements, since cultural gatekeepers
first tried to pretend for a long time that the ‘80s never happened.[32]
Then they tried to misrepresent it. But having
written about facets of the era intensively four times in the last five years,[33]
I feel somewhat proprietary toward it, and I became annoyed with what looks like
an utterly conventional presentation with nothing that you couldn’t learn by
reading a World Book Year Book published during that decade.[34]
Even the ‘70s gets better treatment now.
Austin
Death Watch
After disgracing herself in a drunk-driving arrest, Travis
County District Attorney Rosemary Lehmberg vowed to cling to power, even though
she’s serving time in jail. Meanwhile, a county resident filed a petition to
remove her from office, as specified by state law.[35]
My guess is the power elite’ll spin this to promote mass transit.
Later, police arrested two Department of Public Safety
officials for drunk driving.[36]
Apparently, government officials can’t hold their liquor. At this rate, if you
need to conduct civic business just visit the drunk tank.
Forbes magazine ranks Austin the fifth drunkest city in
America, behind Boston.[37]
Austin might’ve ranked first if the magazine had considered our local statists’
propensity to spend money like drunken sailors.
For example, even Chronicle questions the city’s $1.38
million Office of Sustainability, which does what environmentalists do best: nag
people until being pro-pollution seems like a worthy stance. These types are
always going on about how finite resources are, except when it comes to
taxpayers’ money – an attitude truly unsustainable.[38]
Meanwhile, city bureaucracy is also stifling efforts at urban agriculture.[39]
Travis County commissioners are planning to spend another $60 million on a court
administration building downtown.[40]
Neighborhood News
Through a series of hyperlinks I learned about the
existence of the Spy and Private-Eye Museum, at the Spy Exchange off Burnet
Road. The Austin Police Department renamed the North Austin substation after a
slain officer.[41]
Community Impact Newspaper’s local edition reports three
more restaurants will open in the neighborhood, as part of an increasing number
of eateries in Northwest Austin.[42]
Meanwhile, a furniture store and a furrier have opened in the neighborhood.[43]
Notes in the Margins
To save money on frequently replacing manganese batteries
on my new desktop's peripherals,
I substituted a wired keyboard and mouse. Overall, they work well, but several
times daily the computer system experiences "hiccups" in responsiveness.
Apparently, these are such petty annoyances that neither the manufacturers, nor
outside print or Internet advisers, nor my fellow technical writers have any
information on solving them.[44]
Later, after nine years of reliable service, my surge
protector died.[45] I bought
a new model uninterruptable power supply/surge protector from the same
manufacturer. However, the installation and setup instructions were muddled,
probably because the company didn’t
hire me.[46]
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NOTES
[1] Rothbard,
Murray N. Conceived in
[2] Smith,
Erin, John Zaremba and Hillary Chabot. “Tsarnaev Case Exposes Faults in
State Welfare.” Boston Herald 1 May 2013: 4.
[3] Auster,
Lawrence. The Path to National Suicide: An Essay on Immigration and
Multiculturalism. Monterey, Calif.: The American Immigration Control
Foundation, 1990; Debating Immigration. Ed. Carol M. Swain. New York
City: Cambridge UP, 2007; Francis, Samuel T. America Extinguished: Mass
Immigration and the Disintegration of American Culture.
[4] Rausch,
Jonathan. “The British Disease.” Reason Jul. 1996: 41.
[5] Rothbard.
“The End of the Secular Century.” Liberty May 1989: 13.
[6] AD 147n17
(Dec. 16, 2011).
[7] Kuhn,
David Paul. The Neglected Voter: White Men and the Democratic Dilemma.
New York City: Palgrave Macmillan, 2007: 10; Lynch, Michael. “No Escape.”
Reason Aug./Sep. 1999: 20; Pfeffer, Jeffrey. Managing With Power:
Politics and Influence in Organizations. Boston: Harvard Business School
Press, 1992: 10-12; Pitney, John J. Jr. The Art of Political Warfare.
Norman, Okla.: U of Oklahoma P, 2000: 5; Sailer, Steve. Online posting.
"Charter Cities Setback: Who could have imagined?" 25 Sep. 2012. Steve
Sailer: iSteve
<http://isteve.blogspot.com/2012/09/charter-city-setback-who-could-have.html?showComment=1348574214142#c4629439288697425497>.
[8] Raimondo,
Justin [Dennis Raimondo]. “Liberty in the Age of Terrorism.” 3 May 2013
Antiwar.com <
http://original.antiwar.com/justin/2013/05/02/liberty-in-the-age-of-terrorism/>;
Raimondo. “Who Funds the War Party?” Idem., 25 Feb. 2013 <
http://original.antiwar.com/justin/2013/02/24/who-funds-the-war-party/>.
[9] Suskind,
Ron. The One Percent Doctrine: Deep Inside
[10] AD No.
111n17 (June 12, 2008); Derbyshire, John. We Are Doomed Reclaiming
Conservative Pessimism. New York City: Crown Forum, 2009: 22-23, 25,
123, 201; “Kersey, Paul.” Escape From Detroit: The Collapse of America’s
Black Metropolis. Lexington, Ky.: Stuff Black People Don’t Like, 2012:
165.
[11] Tuccille,
Jerome. Radical Libertarianism: A Right-Wing Alternative.
Indianapolis: Bobbs-Merrill, 1970.
[12]Arsenault,
Mark. “Nightmare’s End.” The Boston Globe 20 Apr. 2013: A1+; King,
Michael. “The Cartoon Governor.” AC 3 May 2013: 12+.
[13] Klaidman,
Daniel. Kill or Capture: The War on Terror and the Soul of the Obama
Presidency. Boston: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, 2012: 189.
[14]
MacDonald, Kevin. The Culture of Critique: An Evolutionary Analysis of
Jewish Involvement in Twentieth-Century Century Intellectual and Political
Movements, rev. ed. Bloomington, Ind.: 1st Books Library, 2002: Ch. 7.
[15] AD No.
147n5; Culp, Cindy V. “Outpouring
of Support.” WTH 26 Apr. 2013: 1A+; Herman, Ken. “Until Now, Town Was Known
for Kolaches and Kitsch.” AAS 19 Apr. 2013: A9.
[16] Seamark,
Michael, Louise Eccles, and Christian Gysin. “Champagne in the Streets,
Student Union Cheers and Foul Internet Taunts.” Daily Mail 9 Apr.
2013: 6-7.
[17] AD No. 99n44
(Aug. 10, 2007); Lesiak, Krzysztof. “Robert Milnes, Perennial Presidential
Candidate, Communicates With LNC Geoff Neale.” Independent Political
Report 1 Apr. 2013 <
http://www.independentpoliticalreport.com/2013/04/robert-milnes-perenial-presidential-candidate-communicates-with-lnc-chairman-geoff-neale/>.
[18] AD No. 55
(Sep. 3, 2003); AD No. 75 (Dec. 5, 2004).
[19] Chang,
Jeff. Can’t Stop Won’t Stop: A History of the Hip-Hop Generation.
[20]
Richardson, John H. “Mike Bloomberg Will Save Us From Ourselves If Only We
Let Him.” Esquire Feb. 2011: 88.
[21] AD No.
145n44 (Oct. 8, 2011).
[22] Eisler,
Dan. “Re: Pecans.” E-mail to Mike Eisler, 20 Apr. 2013; Hutson, Miles.
“Students Embrace Earth Week.” DT 22 Apr. 2013: 1+.
[23] Wright,
Laura. “Bat Housing Crisis Affects UT Population.” DT 2 Apr. 2013: 10+.
[24] Koppel,
Nathan. “State’s Pot Oversight Under Fire.” WSJ 28 Mar. 2013, Eastern ed.:
A4.
[25]
“Georgetown Sells Albertson’s.” ABJ 12 Apr. 2013: A4.
[26] Osborn,
Claire. “Legendary Chimp Expert Goodall Draws Thousands.” AAS 4 Apr. 2013:
B2.
[27] Murray,
Noel. “The Accent Grave.” The Onion 11 Apr. 2013, Austin ed.: 14.
[28] Conquest,
John. “Drivin’ South.” 3rd Coast Music Aug. 2001: 3; Fawcett, Thomas.
“Get Down Brother.” AC 5 Apr. 2013: 46.
[29] Roeper,
Richard. “The Roger of a Thousand Smiles.” CST 7 Apr. 2013: 8A-9A.
[30] Hickley,
David. “A Series of Epoch Proportions.” NYDN 14 Apr. 2013: 4.
[31] “ ’80s
Revival.” alt.culture, 73-74.
[32] AD No.
150n9 (April 16, 2012).
[33] AD No.
149n9 (Feb. 11, 2012).
[34] The
1989 World Book Year Book. Chicago: World Book, 1989.
[35] Gandara,
Ricardo. “DA Foe Cites Moral Duty.” AAS 5 May 2013: B1+; King. “What Should
Lehmberg Do?” AC Apr. 2013: 12; O’Rourke, Ciara. “Judge Allows Lehmberg
Petition.” AAS 24 Apr. 2013: B1+; Idem., “Lehmberg Pleads Guilty, Goes to
Jail in Handcuffs.” 20 Apr. 2013: A1+; Plohetski, Tony. “DA Plans to Stay in
Office Despite DWI Arrest.” AAS 14 Apr. 2013: A+; Idem. “DA Says She’ll
Plead Guilty.” 15 Apr. 2013; Smith, Jordan. “Lehmberg: Jail and Aftermath.”
AC 26 Apr. 2013: 22; Idem., “Lehmberg: The D.A.’s DWI.” 19 Apr. 2013: 14;
Idem., “What Happens Next?” 3 May 2013: 26+; Ward, Mike. “Law Provision
Could Force Out Lehmberg.” AAS 16 Apr. 2013: A1+.
[36] Chang,
Julie. “2 DPS Officials Charged With DWI in Separate Incidents.” AAS 3 May
2013: B5.
[37] Lozano,
Zach. “Sixth Street, Fifth Place.” DT 2 Apr. 2013: 1-2.
[38] Kanin,
Mike. “It’s Not Easy Being Green.” AC 5 Apr. 2013: 20-23.
[39] Idem.
“City’s Urban Ag Effort Struggles to Take Root.” 12 Apr. 2013: 20.
[40] Mashood,
Farzad. “Building Mulled as Debt Piles Up.” AAS 29 Apr. 2013: A8.
[41]
Robards-Forbes, Esther. “North Austin Police Station Renamed for Fallen
Officer.” AAS 7 Apr. 2013: B3.
[42] Denney,
Amy. “Locally Owned Eateries Expanding in NW Austin.” CIN 25 Apr. 2013,
Northwest Austin ed.: 1+.
[43] “Now
Open.” CIN 25 Apr. 2013, Northwest Austin ed.: 6.
[44] D.
Eisler. “The Mouse That Snored.” E-mail to Austin Tech Writers, 8 Apr. 2013.
[45] AD No.
154n22 (Aug. 11, 2012).
[46]
Back-UPS XS 1000 Installation and Operation. West Kingston, R.I.:
American Power Conversion, 2009.