Love in the Time
of Radiation Poisoning
|April 1, 2011
“Melanie Ordones Welker” decided to squelch my good mood in
the middle of our third dance.
“You don’t have to keep looking at me during the dance,” she said.
I had to hear this while choreographing? My expression remained
She swallowed and continued. “Some of the other women have been
complaining about it to me, too. It unnerves even me.”
I was thinking of a response when the song ended. She placed her
fingertips on my forearm – that perennial woman’s gesture of fake intimacy1
– and said something about complaining for my own good, so I could better
enjoy dancing, before she scooted off the dance floor to talk to a friend.
That’s when I knew she was full of shit. Nobody actually criticizes
you in the middle of what you’re doing for your own good. Most people
can’t face that they’re deliberately antagonistic in such situations,
so they spew self-exculpating verbiage. Women are particularly prone to
this, usually in cars while a man is driving.
And we’d been interacting so well the
past few months. The start of that evening in February at Dallas
Nite Club, during our greetings, she said she’d considered not coming
out because of continuing dance-related aches and pains, but decided she
ought to appear for the sake of her friends and acquaintances.
“Yeah, there’s nothing like sharing your misery with other people,”
She stuck out her tongue. Then she laughed.
After our last dance, I wandered off the floor and out of Dallas,
half annoyed, half amused, to ponder my response. I don’t need someone’s
pique disrupting a social network I’ve so painstakingly cultivated.
I know how women gossip. But immediate direct confrontation, which could
be spun to make me seem the antagonist, was always an unrealistic
option.2 Her criticism was wrong, too.
For whatever reason, all my life people have just blurted out
what they think of me. They do this even when more circumspection would
be best for them. Regardless, women in my life have commented on my “staring,”
but subsequent dialog revealed it wasn’t quite the issue it seemed at first
blurt. Miss KT mentioned it early in our love affair.
“It’s like you can see into my soul,” she said.
“Oh, is that what I’m looking at.”
“You have major attitude! Why do you have such attitude?”
“’Cause I’m Dan Eisler, baby.”
“Do you have a legitimate reason?”
If Welker were as unnerved as she claimed, she’d never present
a cheek for me to buss as a greeting, never laugh at my jokes, and never
ask me to dance.
Welker didn’t name these other women, but if they’re who I think
they are, I was disinclined to dance with them already. Because they’re
the kind who’ll always find something to bitch about. Who the fuck needs
them? That’s partly how “Padma Botelho” flunked
her screening for girlfriend potential. She couldn’t follow my
lead or anyone else’s – a common problem with contemporary women on the
dance floor – and then complained afterward. Botelho finally complained
once too often, so I stopped enduring her: stopped asking her to dance,
stopped talking to her, and stopped acknowledging her presence, even though
on the scene she’d become a regular … but not an insider. This distinction
determined my response. If she’d figured out what happened, any complaints
to the other women wouldn’t impact me. In the same situation with an insider,
I’d have to be friendlier, though I still wouldn’t ask her to dance.
I still thought Botelho might catch on, but she never has. As a bonus,
she’s turned exceedingly grateful the few times since that I’ve deigned
to acknowledge her, and even dance with her, almost always at her request.
She’s even improved as a dancer. Best of all, I don’t have deal with her
(At this point, you’re probably wondering why I complain about
some woman having an attitude when I flaunt mine. I do shtick, which
is different from being some genuinely chronic miserable asshole, or in
the case of a woman, a bitch.)
In a related twist, that night at Dallas, I witnessed Botelho
and Welker become acquainted after all these years of attending the
same dances. I worried that their talking to each other might lead to
one or both having an epiphany. Somehow I think they’d be irked, rather
than relieved, if they realized I thought they weren’t good enough for
me. But a couple of weeks later, I calculatedly danced with Botelho, and
concluded she was still oblivious. She didn’t even remember the substance
of their conversation – assuming it had any.
When I go out, I must look at women to read their body language.
This practice has saved me a lot of time and rejection.
I’ve witnessed several dancers, far better than me, consistently turned
down because they don’t use this technique. Whereas women will dance
with me about 90 percent of the time I ask. Once on the floor, I can
gauge how the dance fares by their expressions. I can also flirt as part
of the dance. Judging from their expressions over the years, my partners
really enjoy that.4
Finally, I consulted a couple of women friends of mine about Welker’s
plaint. They both laughed. One said I have what the romance novels call
a “piercing gaze” – not to be confused with what happens in a San Francisco
So what have I done about what Welker said? Nothing. What have
I done about Welker? I avoided her for about six weeks, not all of it
deliberately. I stayed away from salsa socials she organizes, with lessons
in exchange for a cut of the door fee. She needs that money, too, because
she’s been out of work for a long time. So a relationship that once held
the prospect of romance has degenerated into
a struggle for dominance and money – like everything else in life these
Nevertheless, enough alternate venues sustained my regular excursions.
What’s more, her friends on the salsa scene haven’t exactly been reluctant
to dance with me since that night. If anything, they might’ve been a
little more eager than before. They also haven’t said anything negative
about my appraising looks.
Finally, I attended a black-and-white-dress salsa social Welker
hosted on the 23rd downtown at Enzo’s, an Italian restaurant and
nightspot better than the early reviews indicated. (“Melanie, you’re looking
duochromatic this evening.”)
Welker was really happy to see me, but I ignored her for most
of the evening. She asked me to dance around the time I would’ve been
planning to leave anyway. She didn’t complain or bring up our last dance.
“It’s good to see you again,” she said at the song’s conclusion.
I could tell in her eyes she meant it. She also knew something
was wrong, but didn’t know what. Probably forget all about her prior
outburst. But I left satisfied matters had returned to the status quo
Austin Death Watch
Austin’s power elite is back to bickering
openly in a way not seen since councilwoman Jennifer Kim’s re-election defeat three years ago. Turns
out the chiefs of diversity, women and nonwhites especially, hold the
same low regard for each other they do for straight white men.5
While they’re playing a new round of “my group is more aggrieved
than yours,” the elite is still so ensconced
in power that it can continue with impunity to mismanage the city and surrounding
territory, in all types of substantive matters.
The Mar. 20 Statesman asks whether the South by Southwest festival
has outgrown Austin’s capacity.6 We at Austin Dispatches have
been pointing this out for years.7 In fact, downtown Austin
just isn’t arranged to handle any sort of big event, or even two mid-sized
events simultaneously, without creating gridlock that effects Interstate
35 and MoPac Expressway.8 One bright note is that City budget
cuts axed First Night Austin, the family oriented New Year’s Eve downtown.9
The Texas Transportation Institute rates Austin’s normal traffic
the third-worst in America.10 That’s saying something, when
compared to Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, El Paso, Texas; Los Angeles
and Seattle – all cities where I’ve driven. The Texas Transportation Department
wants to shift large trucks from the local stretch of Interstate 35 to
the State Highway 130 toll road. This was the original intent, but the
trucking companies have calculated it’s still cheaper to use I-35. Now
TxDOT wants to lower the tolls by 25 percent, but it’s constrained by
its bond obligations when it borrowed money to build SH 130.11
Also, TxDOT concluded lowering the tolls won’t actually improve I-35’s
congestion.12 Atop it all, Statesman columnist Ben Wear reports
the toll authorities’ own records show tens of thousands of accounts
with multiple unpaid tolls. Recently, one Plugerville man stiffed TxDOT
about 4,000 times, racked up more than $80,000 in fees and fines, and after
conviction on a single count of not paying a $1.60 toll, walked out of
court having paid a total of $410: toll, fine, and court costs.13
Meanwhile, the City Council voted to extend parking meter charges
into evenings and Saturdays.14 A twit on Twitter wondered why
only two people showed up at the Council meeting to oppose the decision.15
That’s because everyone else was looking for a parking space. Meanwhile,
the City Code Compliance Department has cited Casa de Luz, macrobiotic
restaurant, spa, and all-around holistic alternative center, for not
having enough parking spaces.16
Sen. Kirk Watson, D-Austin, has introduced a bill to permit privately
run toll lanes for U.S. Highway 183 and MoPac Expressway. The MoPac
lane between Lady Bird Lake and Parmer Lane would be in the middle. Too
bad if you have to change lanes.17
Instead, you could join the 800 people who actually use MetroRail,
but Cap Metro would be unhappy about that. Because now Cap Metro is fretting
the trains will be overcrowded.18 Already a train collided
with a truck in Cedar Park on Mar. 24.19
In other infrastructure matters, Austin Water’s plan for water
conservation would cost the utility $100 million in lost revenue by 2020.20
Rolling blackouts hit Austin Feb. 2 during the freeze – but I’ll describe
Austin Police Chief Art Acevedo fired yet another officer, this
time for ignoring a 911 call about an impending suicide to eat dinner
instead and then lying about it during the internal investigation.22
At this rate, Acevedo will have fired every cop in town and we can abolish
the police department at considerable savings to the annual City budget.
Besides, the Statesman reports the police solve only 5 percent of
Robert Jensen, last seen in Austin Dispatches waxing wroth over hetereonormative
pornography, declaimed in a Feb. 10 lecture that “examined
the demise of the American dream and his concern of the public’s inability
to recognize its downfall.”24 Granted, Jensen is a poster
boy for just the sort of pointy headed pseudo-intellectual that gives
Austin – and academia – a bad name, but where’s this credentialed fool
been the last four years? The public’s
discourse has been preoccupied with the downfall of the American dream,
even if it can’t agree on the causes beyond the Obama administration. Jensen said all this
during our below-freezing weather while wearing a T-shirt, according to
the photo with the Daily Texan’s Web version of the story. Maybe he planned
to die of hypothermia to atone for U.S. imperialism.
In the real world, the Statesman has concluded Travis County’s
only the 57th most “liberal” (i.e., social democratic) in the United States,
well behind such predictable cesspools as Marin County, Calif., and New
York County, a.k.a. Manhattan Burough.25 The local “liberals”
are “liberal” only so far as they can beat other people in social status
games and insulate themselves from the effects of their foolish public
policies.26 Beyond that, they only care about them and theirs,
and the rest of us can get fucked. The lower ranking is also helped because
the sort of people who usurped power in Travis County in the early ‘70s,
to vex and oppress the rest of us, have been appearing in the obituaries
with increasing frequency.
Three years after an arson fire at the Governor’s Mansion, state
police think a local anarchist group did it.27 This speculation
presumes real contemporary anarchists are capable of anything besides
figurative self-immolation. Verloc they ain’t.28
The Statesman reports a “nonprofit that operates education and
job training programs for youths is struggling with severe money problems
that have led to layoffs, sporadic employee paychecks, bad debt and trouble
with” its regulatory agency.29 Sounds like the kids are getting
a real introduction to the modern workplace.30
Kris Bailey, candidate for the Place 3 Council seat, hopes to
challenge the elite’s approach to governance. However, all news sources
for his Jan. 29 campaign kickoff downplayed the real story: the re-appearance
of A.Whitney Brown, years after the ‘80s yuppie WASP, mainly associated
with “Saturday Night Live” during its first extended stretch of being
insufficiently funny, had stopped impinging on my consciousness.31
“Brown, who now lives in Austin, said he came by his support for Bailey
and opposition to marijuana laws honestly, having been busted in Texas
years ago for possession of two joints, for which he served a year in
Not only did a hitch in the hoosegow fail to wipe the smirk
off Brown’s face, but it cost us taxpayers to keep him there, and failed
to keep him from returning to Texas.33 He shouldn’t’ve been
jailed for pot possession.34 He should’ve been executed for
his abysmal attempts at comedy. Dying before an audience every Saturday
night isn’t enough.
Bailey’s announcement overlapped the last business of the 2010
elections: Republican insurgent Dan Neil finally conceded defeat to
incumbent Democratic Donna Howard in House District 48, after the extended
recount process whittled her lead from 16 down to four votes. If Howard
hadn’t sought office to begin with, the whole ordeal could’ve been avoided.35
The state budget shortfall is finally prompting second thoughts
about offering incentives for filmmakers, TV producers, game developers
and commercial creatives to shoot in Texas. That reopens the wound from
box office hit “Machete,” which was denied state incentive funds last year
because of its racial
content. In the narrative promoted by the Chronicle and the Texas
Observer, it’s obvious that government should subsidize the arts, even
commercially viable projects, and only mean, evil people like Alex Jones could object
to subsidies for depictions of Mexicans slaughtering whites.36
Now, I saw “Machete” in the theater opening day and think it’s
one of the 11-best flicks of 2010. (Although, since I saw only a dozen
2010 releases, my comments could be mistaken for damning with faint praise.)
But Mexicans might object to a couple of guys named Rodriguez portraying
them as dumb, inept, prone to violence with and without the influence
of mind-altering substances, and standing around with their thumbs up
their asses until some mean-looking guy shows up and tells them what
to do. These are the shock troops for the Reconquista?
Moreover, the historic rationale for Mexican animosity is erroneous.
The Mexican government invited gringos into places like Texas37
because most Mexicans sensibly avoided an area inhabited by coyotes, roadrunners,
marauding Indians, and cacti,38 for which the U.S. government
later paid its counterpart a total of $25 million, back when the dollar
was worth something.39 But you don’t
hear Mexicans sympathizing for the Indians. The few Tejanos
around had a disproportionate influence on Texas culture,40
and were the leading advocates for Texas seceding from a Mexico under
the dictatorship of Santa Anna.41 Mexicans didn’t start crossing
the international border (not the other way around) and staying in significant
numbers until the Second Mexican Civil War erupted in 1910.42
The history espoused in “Machete” only exists in the minds of teachers
running ethnic grievance programs at state colleges, and successful writer-directors.
If Robert Rodriguez really wants to be edgy, he can make a vigilante
movie based on the crime news from Cleveland, Texas. A group of black
teen-agers raped an 11-year-old Mexican girl and recorded it on their
cell phones. Whites in the judicial system and the media have been trying
to obscure the story to avoid a brown vs. black race war.43 For
example, the Mar. 30 Statesman reprints a New York Times article that omits
the race of the assailants.44 For their part, the
blacks have been complaining about “white racism.”45 Somehow
I doubt Rodriguez has the cojones to cinematically exploit the situation.
On the Town
St. Patrick’s Day, I returned home after insufficient luck with
the colleens at a salsa social where less than half the crowd wore green.
In the apartment parking lot, a drunk couple dressed all in black thought
I was their designated driver, snuck up the driver’s side of the car
to surprise me, but only momentarily, as my training
and sobriety restored my advantage in seconds.46 Even
in his drunken stupor, the “man” of the couple realized his mistake and
attempted to apologize, staggering forward to shake with his free hand.
“Sorry about that, dude.”
But he just annoyed me further. These
dumbasses had no idea how close they came to death.
“Back off,” I snapped in a tone usually deployed for disciplining
dogs, and fixed them both with a jailhouse stare. They whined further
but edged away as I maintained my guard.
The morning of Feb. 4, children and pets frolicked in the powdery,
2-inch snow, the first in four years.47
The happy mood didn’t last, of course. By late afternoon, when the snow
melted to reveal the blond grass yard segments at the complex, a sprinkler
pipe in my building burst and triggered the smoke alarms. We adults sauntered
out of their apartments and stood around scowling at each other while the
maintenance crew fixed the problem. Then a water pipe burst and deprived
us of water, hot or cold.
A week later, my refrigerator conked out and the maintenance
crew had to replace it.
Police have charged a high school chick with the Feb. 15 robbery
of a Chase Bank near Parmer and Metric Boulevard.48 On Feb.
28, I witnessed the aftermath of a frontal collision at Gracy Farms Lane
and Stonehollow Drive. On Mar. 21, I witnessed the aftermath of an auto
collision at Gracy Farms and the northbound frontage road of MoPac.
Borders is closing its bookstore at The Domain as part of the
chain’s bankruptcy reorganization.49 Sodade Coffee House has
closed in the Gracy Farms Center strip mall.50 An Asian supermarket
at Parmer and Metric has closed.51
H-E-B altered the layout in the back its store at The Market at
Parmer shopping plaza. Ownership of the Austin Commons strip mall has
changed hands.52 Aloft hotel at
The Domain reopened after water damage from Tropical Storm Hermine in
A Fiat dealership and a styling salon have opened at The Domain.54
A medical clinic and coffee shop/networking space have opened nearby.55
St. David’s North Austin Medical Center launched an institute for robotic
surgery within the center.56 A computer store replaces the
Fashion Cleaners at the Stonehollow Place strip mall.57 Big
Daddy’s burger joint replaces Bagpipes Pub
in the Crossroads shopping center.58 Furniture store Copenhagen
Imports moved to Braker Lane where Eurway used to be.59
Also at Crossroads, I’m getting into fighting trim at the new
James Bond Fitness, by playing baccarat for several hours with shadowy
tycoons bent on world domination, followed by a pack of cigarettes and
two vodka martinis (shaken, not stirred).60
Tom Davis the Pagan pontificated Feb. 19 at the First Unitarian
Universalist Church of Austin about how to prepare for the inevitable
unavailability of oil and global warming.61 Davis is the type who’s always wrong about everything,
so much so you wonder how he ever survived to old age. Anyway, the
important thing is that since he believes we’re running out of oil, that
means it’s far more plentiful and accessible than is generally acknowledged,
and you’ll have to dump your energy investments at their peak, sooner
rather than later.62
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